Peanuts are not nuts. They are legumes.

Clever signs Over a gynaecologist’s office - "Dr. Levy, at your cervix." On Yitzhak the plumber`s truck - "I repair what your husband fixed." Also on Yitzhak the plumber`s truck - "Don`t sleep with a drip. Call me." On Cohen’s Pizza shop - "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Also on Cohen’s Pizza shop - "Buy my pizza. I knead the dough." In Moshe the plastic surgeon`s office - "Hello. Can I pick your nose?" On Hyman the electrician`s truck - "Let me remove your shorts." On a maternity room door at a Jewish hospital - "Push. Push. Push." At Benny the optometrist`s office - "If you don`t see what you`re looking for, you`ve come to the right place." In Abe the podiatrist`s office - "Time wounds all heels." In Shlomo the veterinarian`s waiting room - "Back in 5mins. Sit! Stay!" In Issy’s restaurant window - "Don`t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of Isaac’s funeral home - "Drive carefully. I`ll wait." On Benjy’s radiator shop - "Best place in town to take a leak."