{"id":33,"text":"Until well into the sixteenth century, bacon was a Middle English term used to refer to all pork in general.","created_at":"2018-05-20 01:00:05","updated_at":"2018-05-20 01:00:05"}

{"id":764,"text":"A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD\nA man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.\nDijon vu - the same mustard as before.\nShotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.\nA hangover is the wrath of grapes.\nSea captains don't like crew cuts.\nDoes the name Pavlov ring a bell?\nReading while sunbathing makes you well-red.\nWhen two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.\nA bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.\nWhat's the definition of a will? \nTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.\nA backward poet writes inverse.\nIn democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.\nA chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.\nIf you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.\nWith her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.\nShow me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.\nWhen a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.\nThe man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.\nA grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.\nYou feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.\nLocal Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.\nHe often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.\nEvery calendar's days are numbered.\nA lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.\nA boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.\nHe had a photographic memory that was never developed.\nA plateau is a high form of flattery.\nThe short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.\nOnce you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.\nThose who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.\nWhen an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.\nBakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.\nSanta's helpers are subordinate clauses.\nAcupuncture is a jab well done.\nMarathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.\nThe poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.","created_at":"2022-10-09 01:00:05","updated_at":"2022-10-09 01:00:05"}