The Swiss eat the most chocolate, followed by the English.

Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A: Ghoul-aid! * Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A: Wrap! * Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend! * Q: What's a monster's favorite bean? A: A human bean. * Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A: A sand-witch. * Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie. * Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A: Ghoul * Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the Boos. * Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A: He didn't have a haunting license. * Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A: He had no body to dance with. * Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A: At the casketeria. * Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A: He is mist. * Q: Where did the goblin throw the football? A: Over the ghoul line. * Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A: Because he is always a goblin. * Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A: A toasty ghosty. * Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A: Whipped scream. * Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box. * Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving * Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A: mas-scare-a. * Q: Who was the most famous ghost detective? A: Sherlock Moans. * Q: What is a ghosts favorite place on the web? A: www.halloween.com! * Q: Who was the most famous witch detective? A: Warlock Holmes.