One of the most expensive pizzas ever made cost £4200. The “Pizza Royale 007” featured caviar, lobster, and 24-carat gold dust.

All we ever seem to hear is Jewish jokes so here are two gentile jokes Patrick goes into the John Lewis Menswear department and says, "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says, "It`s £500." Patrick says, "OK, I`ll take it." Sean calls his mother. "Mother, I know you `re expecting me for dinner tonight, but something important has come up and I can`t make it." His mother says, "OK."